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From them, the long-awaited changes. The apartment becomes cleaner and more comfortable, an extremely elegant toothbrush appears on the bathroom shelf, dozens of jars, vials and vials, the smell of normal human food appears in the kitchen. These are threatening signs that there is a woman in your house.

Threatening, not least because of all the trials that the male part of the human race has had to face, cohabitation with a modern lady can become one of the most severe, which is not given to every man accustomed to an independent life.

In addition to the humiliating need to store dirty socks in the places assigned to these wardrobe items, such a radical lifestyle change threatens a lot of trouble — for example, having to deal with a whole bunch of annoying habits of the beautiful half of humanity.

And this, alas, is absolutely inevitable. Which, however, does not mean that women's habits (as many say) are more invincible than cockroaches — it is quite possible to live with them (this is the first) and successfully fight (this is the second). How? And that's where the fun begins.

So, here's a "Guide to living together with a woman."

The first point is to divide the devices
No, it's not for nothing that our age is called digital. Technology is something that almost every home has, and almost everyone uses it, which means that everything that was in your bachelor pad before the female invasion will have to be shared with this very woman and faced with a lot of annoying little things.

Let's say the classic version of the confrontation: "football versus the series." How does it usually happen? That's right, a woman watches a TV series (or sleeps under it), it's worth switching — she swears and demands to "return everything back."

There are several solutions to the problem at once. First of all, nothing prevents you from legally going to a bar to watch football on such evenings (and let him try to disagree). Secondly, the Internet (at least videos on Vkontakte and other social networks) and TV series on DVDs have not been canceled. Use a little diplomacy and convince the woman that Juan Carlos is no worse on the computer display than on the TV.

Exactly the same high—tech way to wean an airy creature from intrusively looming in front of the screen is a little thoughtful preparation, and you can find her an equally exciting pastime.

The situation is much more complicated when there is only one computer, but both need it at the same time. There are no special options here — it's better to immediately budget the cost of a second device, you'll be healthier.

Point two — the woman and her wardrobe
You can talk about how a woman perceives herself and her things for years. Not only does the average young lady have many times more clothes than you, but the period of their renewal is much shorter. However, it's usually not this that annoys, but the obsessive desire of the fair sex to organize what rightfully belongs to you.

First of all, of course, it goes to the socks — they move from their usual places of deployment to anywhere except the places where they were stored before (and I'm not just talking about dirty ones). There is only one solution — take this into account in advance and, with the care of a Stirlitz, make sure where your beloved hides them at the first opportunity.

Oh, here's another annoying female trait that requires your foresight: the inability to dress right away so that everything suits her, and the delays, waits, and lateness that follow from this everywhere, from barbecue parties with friends to the theater. Well, you're the man in the house, after all - take so much time for her to get dressed that she gets tired of packing herself, and force the situation yourself every time.

Point three: a woman is an impulsive creature
There's nothing you can do about the fact that the vast majority of girls tend to follow their emotional impulses— you can't go against Mother Nature (even though it's becoming fashionable in certain circles, which you don't seem to belong to).

And since that's the case, all that remains is to develop a competent approach to the problem, it's not for nothing that wisdom is an intrinsically masculine trait. A woman went to get bread, spent a lot of money, and forgot to buy bread herself?

So, the options are: accept (whatever you have), blame your own laziness (you could go and see for yourself, or at least participate), get a shared card "for small expenses" (you will have to use it yourself in similar situations).

Of course, the list of annoying female habits can be continued indefinitely. The bottom line is that there will be one winning approach in all cases — based on reason, wit and small tricks. And remember: there are no impossible tasks — there are lazy performers. It's not about you, is it? https://www.picenotime.it/it/pagine/59F89E34-F658-11E9-BA84-B0A97E8EE179,FD9C82D2-FBDC-11EA-85A3-B832108FCDFE,76BA2984-87DE-11F0-B707-3257A19AA718

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